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i want to roll over little colourful balls in a bright room while singing feeling good by nina simone and eating watermelon

after that i want to squeeze watermelon juice all over myself and roll over the little balls again

i want to ride a formidable stallion that likes me and who eats organic apples from my hand without biting me either on purpose or accidentally

i want to sing christmas carols to the rich houses at point piper during july and not stop until they give me some money. and when they do give me money i will thank them profusely and shake their hands for too long. but if they call the police i will run away very fast


i want to comment in nice ways on an older womans lip augmentation while smiling too widely and with my eyes opened too wide as well. i would also nod at the same time but only very subtley

after i comment nicely on an older womans lip augmentation i'd like to introduce the topic of poverty and say in low and reverent tones how i feel that we need to avoid the traps of the consumerism perpetuated by capitalism

i want to sleep in someones back yard and in the morning when they unlock the door walk inside and treat myself to breakfast

i would also like to make extra breakfast for the other people that might live there and wear their apron

i would also like to sit on someones doorstep reading a book and smoking a cigarette to see what the people would do and if they were nice i'd tell them some jokes. but maybe my jokes wouldn't be very funny because i'm not very good at telling jokes